okay well in that case OH MY GOD J.K. ROWLING I LOVE YOU

marissa i keep trying to take a picture of myself smiling for you but my stupid screen keeps reflecting in my stupid glasses and you can’t see my eyes at all and it’s INCREDIBLY FRUSTRATING aghhhh

frachodip replied to your post: acommonphenomenon replied to your post: frachodip…

NO. one imma wear mad condoms…never will i raw dog.. second, this fuck buddy has to be at rutgers and she needs to be clean of disease

bahahaha alright, there you have it ladies, THERE ARE RULES

frachodip replied to your post: frachodip replied to your post: frachodip replied…

YES!!!!! come one come all

acommonphenomenon replied to your post: acommonphenomenon replied to your post: frachodip…

yes, wear mad condoms alllll at once. extra protection is the key.

bahahaha good plan.

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 sassacre replied to your post: frachodip replied to your post: frachodip replied…

you should know already i’ve filled that position for someone else, mina. sorry teddy.

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marissa

i am out of responses to your really hot bluntness, jesus xD

sassacre replied to your post: sassacre replied to your post: I just want to lick…

teehee. hi mina.

hey girl!

sassacre replied to your post: I just want to lick you. Can I do that?

anon whose job do you think that is…? ty

oh my god MARISSA

sassacre replied to your post: sassacre replied to your post: man i’m still…

i laughed so hard trying to imagine that. oh, you. xD

there MIGHT be a video of it, in which case I will post that on tumblr xD

hehe :3

sassacre replied to your post: sassacre replied to your post: also i don’t know…

because i’m a hipster and i call soccer ‘football’ ccc: i love soccer though!!!

soccer is honestly the best sport and i take offense with people who disagree.

sassacre replied to your post: man i’m still fucking mad about the super bowl i…

calm down yo. before somebody gets hurt. c;

i actually almost hurt someone

not a lot of people know this about me but I actually go nuts during big sporting events

i literally lost my voice

sassacre replied to your post: also i don’t know why i never mentioned this…

ok time to look up american football on wikipedia

wh

why did you specify that it was ‘american’ xD

also i don’t just mean football; any sport i enjoy, really. soccer, football, basketball, etc.

sassacre:

mina shaved his face grrrr

sorry marissa :3 

you know come to think of it, have I ever seen your face? xD

sassacre replied to your post: Are you ready to have a girlfriend yet?? I think you should be. ;)
because there’s a line forming

omgomg :3

sassacre replied to your photo: all dressed up, yo

THE LORD IS TESTING ME.

d’aww thank you, happy new year to you! i do my best not to be a sad panda but hey, it’s gotta come out every once in a while.

sassacre replied to your post: In New York City right now being a tourist!

New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.